Snigger...

I don't know where this comes from but I see it posted on the Page88 site and I had to laugh at it:

• The Economy, How Bad Is It....
• The economy is so bad... that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
• The economy is so bad.... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
• The economy is so bad... that CEO`s are now playing miniature golf.
• The economy is so bad... if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
• The economy is so bad.... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• The economy is so bad... parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children`s names.
• The economy is so bad... a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
• The economy is so bad... Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
• The economy is so bad... Motel Six won`t leave the light on anymore.
• The economy is so bad... the Mafia is laying off judges.
• The economy is so bad... Blue Cross laid off 20 Congressmen and Morgan Stanley laid off 10 more.