Classics!

I just got mailed these two and thought they were brilliant for a laugh:

THE LLOYD`s Prayer

Our Chairman,
Who Art At Goldman,
Blankfein Be Thy Name.
The Rally`s Come. God`s Work Be Done
On Earth As There`s No Fear Of Correction.

Give Us This Day Our Daily Gains,
And Bankrupt Our Competitors
As You Taught Lehman and Bear Their Lessons.
And Bring Us Not Under Indictment.
For Thine Is The Treasury,
The House And The Senate
Forever and Ever.

Goldman.

and then a truly beautiful poem:

Loves the sensation
caused by temptation
A guy sticks his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
of the next generation
Do you understand my explanation
or do u need a demonstration